It happened to me

I borrowed the title from the most read Indian Comic - TINKLE. It happened to me...

These are real life incidents [Exception rule applied from last blog's disclaimer!]. Some of them may be rusty, superstitious, lazy, [more adjective needed..]. Read at your own risk.

Recap of last few FRY-days...

Friday ONE
Dress: Black trouser, Maroon shirt
Drink: Hot Chocolate laced with Coffee (to make it more bitter!)
Result: Spilt it all over my trouser.. and the whole day I was a walking hot chocolate drink.. smelling like one atleast!

Friday TWO
Dress: Black trouser, light brown shirt
Drink: Orange juice with Ice
Result: Spilt it all over my trouser.. luckily after lunch!! not much of damage.. save my shirt

Friday THREE
Dress: Black trouser, WHITE shirt
Drink: Dunkin Donuts Coffee
Result: I need a BIB!!! spilt it on my WHITE shirt and there i go...I now have a brown shirt for the day!!! I need to quit drinking at work... errr...coffee I mean.. OK I am quitting coffee..

Am I jinxed with the black trouser?? or friday?? or weekend-nearing syndrome??? or I need to learn to drink coffee???

Forget Fridays, Lets focus on Thursdays now..
Last Thursday - @ work..
[Tring tring]..
Ruks: Dei..
Vish: Hi Ruks..
Ruks: Had lunch? (Time is 3:00pm - I would have starved if I had not had one!)
Vish: Yeah...
Ruks: How was it?
Vish: Fine.. great.. was nice..
Ruks: What are you upto?
Vish: Just made some tea for me..
Ruks: ....
Vish: ......
Ruks: ..........
Vish: ...
Ruks: OK.. OK.. fine fine..When do u plan on coming home?
Vish: I might get delayed... ohh.. Ruks, I will call you in two minutes.. I spilt hot tea on my trousers - the same black (Now who called me non-superstitious???!!!) It is boiling hot (in a calm voice)..
Ruks: [Starts her sermon...]
Vish: Now is not the time...Please Ruks.. I am.. keeping the phone down..
Ruks: ok.. careful...
[Click..]

Damn, I am certainly jinxed with the black trouser.. OR blame her! I choose the latter.. ;-)!

Wait a minute! What is the day today? Friday!! Ahoy!! Should we not have a jinxed session?

Friday - Today

Alright here we go..

Nicely pressed(ironed in the Indian way), white shirt, and a gray trouser. And, I do have a different way of wearing a shirt - too lazy to unbutton, I slide shirt like a t-shirt - (The real slim Vish is standing up now...;-)!!), I say to Ruks, "It is a white shirt! different trouser, same FRIDAY!"

Catch the train - up the escalator - go to the cafeteria - grab the dunkin donuts coffee - go to my work cubicle - login into office mail to find that Eddy man is WFH (work from home) - Good - No incidents - Dabba, the application developer, sent an email clarifying on the issue I raised to her yesterday - sipping the coffee now and then - no incidents - login into my gmail - My inbox spammed - and damn! - I dont know to drink coffee.. a stain on my "t-shirted" shirt! How did it happen? I did not pour the coffee on my shirt either. Quit drinking coffee! OK! Vish agrees that he does not know how to drink... coffee! Amen!

On a second thought, He does not consider quitting coffee. Amen! Peace prevails!